November 05, 2010

Rajnikant Crackers on This Diwali

Hi friends, I'm publishing some nice funny facts about Indian superstar Rajnikant. Rajnikant enjoy a status of  next to God for his great and very large fan followers. I hope you will enjoy this, you sure going to be mad if you are reading these first time.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)

Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)

Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Rajnikant can divide by zero.
 
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.


Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"

If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

Rajanikanth makes onions cry

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.


Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.


Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.


Rajanikanth can drown a fish.


When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.


When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in 
between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.

Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.


Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.


Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.


A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.


If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”


Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.


When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.


Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.


Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.


Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.


There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.


Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.


Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.


It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.


Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”


In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.


Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.


Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.


Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.


With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.


The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.


When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

In the end wishing you all a very happy and prosperous DIWALI...........

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10 comments:

  1. You know these were actually started as Chuck norris facts. . Hes considered to be the Rajini of hollywood!
    Anyways its really funny!!

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  2. Thanks for sharing the fact buddy....

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  3. God this is some funny stuff!! way to go!1

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  4. BREAKING NEWS..... FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

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  5. Time & Tide Waits for None..???? They Wait for Rajnikanth :D

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  6. I actually enjoyed reading through this posting.Many thanks.



    Diwali Crackers

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