October 01, 2010


Suresh Kalmadi is member of Indian Parliament for pune and president of the Indian Olympic Association, Asian Athletics Association, and Athletics Federation of India. For last a few months he is making a lot of news in media for by all wrong means, particularly mismanagement of CWG and his possible involvement in cwg scams.

For the very reason their are a number of jokes in the air which show people's anger towards him, here are a few of those jokes, which clearly shows what people thinks about him.
1. AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI"

2. A teacher asks students to tell the class what their father does. The first girl says, “Doctor”; the second, “Lawyer”; the third, “Journalist”. When it comes to the fourth girl, she hesitates and then, blurts out, “He’s a male stripper in a gay club”. The class gasps. But the teacher bravely struggles on. In the break,... the girl replies that he actually works with Kalmadi in the CWG.

3. "Breaking news... A.R. Rahman song dropped from CWG ...Instead, Kalmadi will dance at the opening ceremony, to the song. Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!"

4. Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing thanx to Kalmadi. Unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

Prince Charles is thanking kalmadi and is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Cwg Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!

6. "Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling
India's name!"

7. "Bhagwan Ram patched up with
Allah so that the focus remains on KALMADI."

8. "Compromise proposal for
Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the project must be led by Kalmadi."

9. "Gill calling himself a sports lover is like
Shiney Ahuja declaring himself to be a feminist."

10. Question: How many contractors are required to change a
light bulb in Delhi?
Answer: 1 Million - 1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling.

11. The truth behind Bulk SMS banning is to stop Kalmadi Jokes and not Ayodhya.

12.Question: Whats common between CWG committee and students?

Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.

13. Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!

14. "
Suresh Kalmadi must be the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission,"

15. BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kalmadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG Stadium. But the ceiling collapsed.

If you have more jokes about this great guy, please share here...


  1. Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.

  2. So many pullouts from CWG if Kalmadi's dad had pulled out on time, probably this could have been avoided.

  3. At last Suresh Kalmari's trial started, hope he will get a fair verdict for what he has done, that is a nice ministry in government of India. :))))


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