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March 24, 2013

Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja- Funny Facts

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Respected Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja, who is the only kho-kho player of India, who also plays cricket. This gujarati guy believed inventor of cricket and considered the Rajnikant of cricket.

Now a days a lots of facts are trending around the internet world, but a very few of them are trustworthy. Dilutelife here bring you a good number of Sir Jadeja fact, which in fact are facts. Please enjoy and don't forget like/share us on FB.


Sir Jadeja was the Driver of the bus in which Rajinikanth worked as a conductor.


Ravindra Jadeja once bowled with his own balls.


Once Sir jadeja became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess what India won the Fifa world cup.




Only 4 batsmen in first class cricket have made two 300s in the same season- WG Grace, Bill Ponsford, Don Bradman and Ravindra Jadeja.


The reason Sir Ravindra Jadeja did not hit a triple century was because Justice Katju had written to him to pardon Australia.


Sir Jadeja can take 12 wickets in an inning....


Dhoni got selected as a captain because of Sir Jadeja.


Actually Sachin is holding his retirement as he is waiting for Sir Ravindra Jadeja to grant him the permission.


In the epic Lagaan match against the british, Sir Ravindra Jadeja secretly trained Kachra on how to spin the ball.



Jadeja is the only national kho kho player who can also play cricket


Ravindra Jadeja is only cricketer who can eat cricket, sleep cricket, drink cricket and next morning has no trouble in the loo


Sachin : The God of cricket...... Ravindra Jadeja: The Rajinikanth of cricket!


Ravindra Jadeja cracked the joke that made Mona Lisa smile. She otherwise was in a real foul mood


The queen bestows knighthood on others, Jadeja bestows knighthood on the queen


When any Aus bowler appeal for "HowwzzzzzT ?" , the umpire take permission from Sir Jadeja


SIRJadeja once took a carbon ball, he rubbed it so much it turned into Kohinoor Diamond.


Sir Ravindra Jadeja once gave his blessings to a kid. That kid grew up to be Rajinikanth.


When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Ravindra Jadeja


Neil Armstrong was hesitant about stepping on moon, Ravindra Jadeja pushed him from behind.


Necessity is the mother of Invention . Sir Jadeja is Father .



Hadron Collider is such a waste of money. Ravindra Jadeja can make a particle out of God with a force exceeding one million TeV


Australian batsman are going to file gang rape case against Sir Ravindra Jadeja


Sir Jadeja can take a wicket by catching a ball outside boundary.


Sir Jadeja can get a wicket on a free hit.


The Earth is nothing but the spin ball of Lord Jadeja


Sir Jadeja can take a hat-trick in just one ball.


Poojara to be declared SIr Jadeja of the series


Sir Ravindra Jadeja wished to play Holi with white only and India Whitewashed Australia


India has never lost a Test Match when Sir Sri Sri Ravindra Jadeja is included in the playing XI.


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March 23, 2013

Best of Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja

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SRCJ can bowl a slow off-spinning reverse-swinging leg-break at yorker length which will bounce above the shoulder of the batsman at 150 kmph!!!

SRCJ was born on December 6 which happens to be the 340th day of the year!!!
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Another 'TRIPLE' in his crown!!!!



Sir Jadeja is a Captain Hunter.

Sir Ravindra jadeja once shined a ball..it is Now known as Kohinoor Diamond.... 

The next India- Australia bilateral series will be known as Sir Jadeja-Clarke series in which Australian team will hand over the trophy to Indian team without playing a single match. 

                                Sir Jadeja can walk over water.




R icky Ponting
A dam Gilchrist
V ivian Richards
I an Botham
N athan Astle
D on Bradman
R ichard Hadlee
A lastair Cook
J aques Kallis
A B De Villiers
D aniel Vettori
E J Chatfield
J ack Hobbs
A llan Donald
A combination of all such players
can make
the great…..
“SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA” 

Dhawan had to play such a great innings on debut to trend on twitter. Our Sir Ravindra Jadeja trends everyday without doing anything. #Legend

Virender Sehwag Rohit Sharma Ishant Sharma and Harbajan Singh are nominees for Title 'SIR' -2013 award.

Success is 99% perspiration and 1% luck,unless you are Sir Ravindra Jadeja.

Nobody can dismiss Sir Ravindra Jadeja. He only throws his wicket.


Michel Clarke will b missing the 4th Test match of the series 
after playing 92 consecutive test matches. 

He says 'I don't want to waste my time & energy. Coz now i know Sir Jadeja very well. Its impossible to win against him.'

We didnot loose to a team called, India we are lost to a man called, SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA- Micheal Clarke

January 07, 2013

Best quotes on Sir Ravindra Jadeja

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DISCLAIMER: The below quotes have been written as a joke and are NOT true. Please read with a pinch of salt.
Quotes:
“There are 2 kinds of all-rounders in the world. One – Ravindra Jadeja. Two – Adnan Sami!” – Bappi Lahiri
I am unfortunate that I only get to bowl at him in the nets.” – Harbhajan Singh
“Anything can happen to us if we’re on a plane flying over a cricket stadium in India with Ravindra Jadeja at the bowling crease.” – A paranoid air-hostess
He has been out of form longer than some of our guys have been alive.” – Unmukt Chand
“If I am to field when Jadeja is bowling, I will field with my helmet on. They all hit him so hard!” – Cheteshwar Pujara
“I saw him playing on television & was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I feel that this player is playing much the same as I used to play, and she looked at him on TV and said – are you effing out of your mind?! I’d like a drag of whatever it is you’ve been smoking, chump. Now get dressed…you are going to see an ophthalmologist!” – Sir Gary Sobers
“Technically, you can’t fault Jadeja. Seam or spin, fast or slow every goddamn thing is a problem.” – Geoffrey Boycott
“The pressure on me is nothing compared to Ravindra Jadeja. Jadeja, like Ram Gopal Verma, must always fail. The crowd always expects him to fail and it is too much pressure on him. And, he rarely disappoints them.” – Jacques Kallis
“Don’t bother bowling him good balls, he gets out to the bad ones.” – Monty Panesar
“Jadeja has been sent by N. Srinivasan to play cricket and then go back…to Dhoni.” – Ravi Shastri
“I’ll be going to bed having sweet reassuring dreams of myself just running down the wicket & belting him back over the head for six!” – Shoaib Malik, Shane Watson & David Warner (in unison)
“When Sir Ravindra Jadeja first travelled to Sri Lanka to play in yet another of those meaningless ODI series, Shahid Afridi was yet to come out of his 2nd retirement, Tiger Woods was yet to be accused of infidelity, Balotelli had never earned a red card & Kristen Stewart was still a virgin.
When Jadeja embarked on a glorious career taming Kulasekara & co., Poonam Pandey was a name unheard of; Suresh Raina’s nephew was in his nappies; baby Bachchan was still a stray sperm swimming in AB’s pelvic cavity & SRK was yet to promote Ra.One.
It seems while Time was having his toll on every individual on the face of this planet, he excused one man. Time stands frozen in front of Jadeja. We’ve had champions, we’ve had legends, but we’ve never had a Jadeja & we never will.” – Time magazine 
“The earth has carried the burden of Jadeja for 24 years. It is time we carried him on our shoulders.” – some undertaker
“Only he can play that leg glance with his thigh guard.” – Waqar Younis
“He is just what the doctor ordered (Euthanasia).” – Ravi Shastri
“He is to Indian Cricket what Tushar Kapoor is to Bollywood” – Shilpa Shetty
“Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don’t know, something he himself doesn’t know either – whether he’s a batsman or a bowler. Forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to the ground, people switch off their TV sets for the high octane excitement of watching lawns grow.” BBC
“Cricketers like Jadeja come once in a lifetime, and I am sorry he didn’t play in my time. Could have added a few more cheap wickets to my tally.” – Muttiah Muralitharan
Commit all your crimes when Jadeja is batting. They will go unnoticed because even the Lord is dozing off to sleep.” – A placard at the Saurasthra Cricket Ground


Courtesy : Abhijit Dey

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