kOthari is nO mOre

My facebook status with all original comments.

ME: Aaj agar KothariJi jinda hote to kahte, "beta, aj tune mera naam roshan kar iya podar se passout hokar tujhe job mil gyi!!aur sabse bdi baat salary bi mil rhi h."


Bishamber Singh likes this.
Bishamber Singh agar kothari ji jinda hote toh unki baduaa se teri job hi nhi lagti mar gye tabhi job lgi h teri.
Shrikant Kumawat bhai mujhe bda dukh h unke gujar jane ka, bde bhale aadmi the. bhagwan narak ki sari aatmao ko shanti de....
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ME : Pity for Osama, now he has to share a room with Kothari 
in the 'Hell'...


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Mamta Koli ye kya ulte seedhe comment jarta rahta hai
Syed Faiz Ali ha ha ha..
Shrikant Kumawat ab ye kothari chahe kitna hi gira hua aadmi kyo na ho, uske kadradano ki kabhi kami nhi rhi....
Syed Faiz Ali tum kya kar rahe ho bhai.. degree nahi chahiye kya
Shrikant Kumawat achaar dalna h degree ka, plane banane k alawa kya kaam ayegi? Us degree ki valve hi kya jo kothari jaise logo ko 25 saal phle mil chuki h...
Syed Faiz Ali ha ha ha .. cant bear it man.. u r so aggressive

Funny Facts

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,
slow & sure!

Only 20 percent girls have brains, rest have boyfriends!

All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone
else!

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune - bapu ji ya chacha ji???

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words:
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

Kat-Sallu back together???

Amidst speculations about their relationship status, Bollywood's hottest couple Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif had a great time shooting for the song Wallah Wallah in Farah Khan's Tees Maar Khan. The couple was seen cheerfully mingling with each other and having a blast at the shoot. Salman khan makes a special appearance in the song which also features Akshay  Kumar. Salman and Akshay did the famous towel step.

 Source : NDTV.com

Independence Day

 I wish you a very happy and prosperous Independence day.. On this day India was freed from the British Empire and for last six decade has been ruled by the corrupt and greedy politicians, bureaucrats and other powerful person who has held all the power in their pockets, thus making the country more dependent than it was ever in last five thousand years history..

Anyhow India still is biggest democracy in the world, and i guess is the only developing country in the world which can be termed as a democratic nation, since implementation and sustenance of the governance system in no cakewalk and couldn't be sustained by most of the countries. 

The country is hope for the whole Human race, because only following the path shown by Indian culture could ensure better and peaceful living condition on the planet Earth for a long time.  

So enjoy the Holiday and the don't forget celebrating our own Independence day.

 

सारे जहाँ से अच्छा हिन्दोस्तान हमारा ।

हम बुलबुले है इसकी ये गुलसिता हमारा ॥धृ॥

घुर्बत मे हो अगर हम रहता है दिल वतन मे ।

समझो वही हमे भी दिल है जहाँ हमारा ॥१॥

परबत वो सब से ऊंचा हमसाय आसमाँ का ।

वो संतरी हमारा वो पासबा हमारा ॥२॥

गोदी मे खेलती है इसकी हजारो नदिया ।

गुलशन है जिनके दम से रश्क-ए-जना हमारा ॥३॥

ए अब रौद गंगा वो दिन है याद तुझको ।

उतर तेरे किनारे जब कारवाँ हमारा ॥४॥

मझहब नही सिखाता आपस मे बैर रखना ।

हिन्दवी है हम वतन है हिन्दोस्तान हमारा ॥५॥

युनान-ओ-मिस्र-ओ-रोमा सब मिट गए जहाँ से ।

अब तक मगर है बांकी नामो-निशान हमारा ॥६॥

कुछ बात है की हस्ती मिटती नही हमारी ।

सदियो रहा है दुश्मन दौर-ए-जमान हमारा ॥७॥

इक़्बाल कोइ मेहरम अपना नही जहाँ मे ।

मालूम क्या किसी को दर्द-ए-निहा हमारा ॥८॥

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Zardari Urges Pakistan to Aid Flood Victims on Independence Day (businessweek.com)
Bollywood-Infused India Independence Day Celebration (seattlest.com)