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Best Modi Sarkaar Jokes- funny meme

1) Because no meme goes without the blessings of The Joker!



2. Modi has a jokes for Pappu


3.How can Kejriwal be missed?



4. School Geometry joke!



5. Some good old Bollywood rhyme scheme!



6 Yep. At this point anything that rhymes with "ar" goes. 



7 Trust the internet to know when not to stop. Har har!



8. Little bit science level jokes, no?



9. Bhaiyaa Sukhi poori dena ek aur, Ab ki baar modi sarkar! (If they can, we can)



10. Yes, cough syrup. Not even sorry.



11.Does it even matter?



12. Salman and controversy. Longest running relationship. ever



13. Some 3 idiots flavour?



14. Are you even reading this?



15. Food guide to Gujarat


16.Alok Nath, of course



17. Everything is about Modi. Everything.



18: The gist of this entire meme stream.

Arvind Kejriwal- funny and wierd jokes

1. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn't have any LIC policy. He believes that honesty is the best policy.

2. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he clicked on 'I'm below 18 years' on porn websites when he was a kid.

3. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes the 'USB' safely.

4. Arvid Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads.

5. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he seeks his wife's permission to keep extra marital affairs.

6. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that whenever Madhuri asked 'Choli ke pechhe kya hai', he used to give the real answer.

7. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he rolls on the floor before texting ROFL.

8. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife's brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his shaddi.

9. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he buys platform tickets at a halt station.

10. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the terrorists.

11. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he likes Shakira's hips because they dont lie.

12. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that if he misses the red-light by mistake, he takes a U-turn to stop before the red light.

13. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he clicks 'Remind me later' on a windows update, he makes sure he updates it the next time.

14. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he himself calls the cops after 10p.m

15. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that courts of india are deciding to replace Geeta with a picture of him to take oath of honesty.

16. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him 'Do I look fat in this?'

17. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate active salt.

18. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he never cleared the browser history.

19. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he bought a Winrar license.

20. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he never wears V.I.P underwear or baniyan.