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Missing some funny stuff??? Here we have some weird, funny but damn true facts. Enjoyyy....

Coca-Cola was originally green.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.

All polar bears are left handed.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

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Interview of a married man

                                         

Guys here is very eye opening interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones, who may learn a few things and keep themselves away from this hell.... Enjoyyyy......

Reporter: So how is your married life?

Mr. Bansal: First of all, “married life” is an oxymoron.

Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven?

Mr. Bansal: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people.

Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage, how was it?

Mr. Bansal: Arrange marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat. They treat him like a prince, feed him with great foods, and dress him with bright colors and then…

Reporter: Hmm, so when did you realize that married life is dangerous?

Mr. Bansal: I knew it from day one, marriage is danger, that’s why the bride always wears RED.

Reporter: I’ve heard that arranged marriages last longer that the love ones? Is it true?

Mr. Bansal: Love marriages, hahaha, mostly it goes like this:

We are made for each other.

We are mad for each other.

We are maid for each other.

Reporter: If it is that bad then how married people pass their time?

Mr. Bansal: They watch a lot of TV. Wife watches “Punar-Vivah” and husband wants it for real.

Reporter: So, why you guys don’t do any fun things, like playing games together?

Mr. Bansal: Yes we do. Me and my wife, we are playing a game called “You to be blamed”, very close game, right now she is leading by 1876 – 1.

Reporter: Okay, tell us, what kind of conversations you guys make while you’re free?

Mr. Bansal: She asks a lot of questions, every wife does, and as we start answering their questions, they start questioning our answers.

Reporter: So any tips you wanna share?

Mr. Bansal: Yep, quite a few:

(A). Don’t waste your energy trying to make her laugh, she’ll treat you like a clown anyway.

(B). Never reply to your wife’s “I love you” text with an OKAY.

(C). Remember, a perfect husband is one who apologies every time his wife makes a mistake.

(D). And yes, take you wife on holidays to different places of the world, that will increase chances of her being lost. =D

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बाबा पाखंडानन्द महाराज

हाँ तो भाइयो और बहनों जैसा की आप सभी जानते ही हो कि हर बार की तरह इस बार भी हमारे  महान गुरुदेव श्री श्री 1008 बाबा पाखंडानन्द  महाराज अपने भक्तो को इस पापी संसार के मोह माया से मुक्त कराने हेतु इस  अमावस्या के पावन मौके पर एक बार फिर से महा यज्ञ करवाने जा रहे है।जिसके लिए पिछले काफी दिनों से जोर शोर से तैयारिया चल रही है। इस पवन मौके पर बाबा के सबसे बड़े भक्त सर रविन्द्र चार्ल्स जडेजा और लार्ड  रोहित शर्मा भी शामिल होने जा रहे है। इस महा यज्ञ के बारे में बाबा के परम भक्त सर रविन्द्र चार्ल्स जडेजा जिन्होंने हाल ही के क्रिकेट मेचो में अपार तारीफे बटोरी है, बड़े ही खुश और उत्साहित नज़र आये और यज्ञ पंडाल में सभी को भाग-भाग कर ऑटोग्राफ दे रहे है। 

बाबा के कुछ अन्य प्रसिद भक्त जैसे कलमाड़ीजी और राजा साहेब  भी बहुत जोर शोर से तैयारिया कर रहे है। गौरतलब है की यज्ञ के सामान के लिए कल्माडीजी को जिम्मेदारी सौपी गयी है जिन्होंने यज्ञ के लिए 8-8 हजार रूपये के स्पेशल कमंडल ख़रीदे है, जो शुद्ध नीम की लकड़ी से बने है। 

यज्ञ के अन्य आकर्षणों में देश के कई बड़े बड़े नेतागण है जो अपने कुत्तो के साथ हाथियों की तरह पंडाल में विचर रहे है। इन सभी हस्तियों के आने से कुम्भ्मेले की शोभा में चार चाँद लग गये है और लोकल पुलिस भी उनकी सुरक्षा में काफी चौकस दिखाई  दे रही है, जो अक्सर सिर्फ आलस फैलाती नजर आती है।