What Do You Want It To Be?
Boyfriend: A Joke.
3). What is the difference between wife & saali?
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
5). 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
7). SANTA went to court