April 08, 2012

7 FUNNY JOKES


1). In School Days,
SANTA Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.
"How Many Students R there In Ur Class???
He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

2). Girlfriend: Baby,
   I'm Pregnant.
   What Do You Want It To Be?
   .
   .
   .
   .
   .
   Boyfriend: A Joke.


   3). What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p
4). Human brain is the most
    outstanding object in world.
    It functions 24 hours a day,
    365 days a year.
    It functions right from the time we are born,
    and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

  5).  2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

6). On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
    "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
    Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

   7). SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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