Interview of a married man

                                         

Guys here is very eye opening interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones, who may learn a few things and keep themselves away from this hell.... Enjoyyyy......

Reporter: So how is your married life?

Mr. Bansal: First of all, “married life” is an oxymoron.

Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven?

Mr. Bansal: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people.

Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage, how was it?

Mr. Bansal: Arrange marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat. They treat him like a prince, feed him with great foods, and dress him with bright colors and then…

Reporter: Hmm, so when did you realize that married life is dangerous?

Mr. Bansal: I knew it from day one, marriage is danger, that’s why the bride always wears RED.

Reporter: I’ve heard that arranged marriages last longer that the love ones? Is it true?

Mr. Bansal: Love marriages, hahaha, mostly it goes like this:

We are made for each other.

We are mad for each other.

We are maid for each other.

Reporter: If it is that bad then how married people pass their time?

Mr. Bansal: They watch a lot of TV. Wife watches “Punar-Vivah” and husband wants it for real.

Reporter: So, why you guys don’t do any fun things, like playing games together?

Mr. Bansal: Yes we do. Me and my wife, we are playing a game called “You to be blamed”, very close game, right now she is leading by 1876 – 1.

Reporter: Okay, tell us, what kind of conversations you guys make while you’re free?

Mr. Bansal: She asks a lot of questions, every wife does, and as we start answering their questions, they start questioning our answers.

Reporter: So any tips you wanna share?

Mr. Bansal: Yep, quite a few:

(A). Don’t waste your energy trying to make her laugh, she’ll treat you like a clown anyway.

(B). Never reply to your wife’s “I love you” text with an OKAY.

(C). Remember, a perfect husband is one who apologies every time his wife makes a mistake.

(D). And yes, take you wife on holidays to different places of the world, that will increase chances of her being lost. =D

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