10 funniest Google Search Suggestions

7 FUNNY JOKES

1). In School Days,

SANTA Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

"How Many Students R there In Ur Class???

He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

2). Girlfriend: Baby,

   I'm Pregnant.
   What Do You Want It To Be?
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   Boyfriend: A Joke.

   3). What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p

4). Human brain is the most

    outstanding object in world.
    It functions 24 hours a day,
    365 days a year.
    It functions right from the time we are born,
    and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

  5).  2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

6). On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,

    "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
    Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

   7). SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!