Best of Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja

SRCJ can bowl a slow off-spinning reverse-swinging leg-break at yorker length which will bounce above the shoulder of the batsman at 150 kmph!!!

SRCJ was born on December 6 which happens to be the 340th day of the year!!!
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Another 'TRIPLE' in his crown!!!!


Sir Jadeja is a Captain Hunter.

Sir Ravindra jadeja once shined a ball..it is Now known as Kohinoor Diamond.... 

The next India- Australia bilateral series will be known as Sir Jadeja-Clarke series in which Australian team will hand over the trophy to Indian team without playing a single match. 

                                Sir Jadeja can walk over water.

R icky Ponting
A dam Gilchrist
V ivian Richards
I an Botham
N athan Astle
D on Bradman
R ichard Hadlee
A lastair Cook

J aques Kallis
A B De Villiers
D aniel Vettori
E J Chatfield
J ack Hobbs
A llan Donald

A combination of all such players
can make
the great…..
“SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA” 

Dhawan had to play such a great innings on debut to trend on twitter. Our Sir Ravindra Jadeja trends everyday without doing anything. #Legend

Virender Sehwag Rohit Sharma Ishant Sharma and Harbajan Singh are nominees for Title 'SIR' -2013 award.

Success is 99% perspiration and 1% luck,unless you are Sir Ravindra Jadeja.

Nobody can dismiss Sir Ravindra Jadeja. He only throws his wicket.

Michel Clarke will b missing the 4th Test match of the series 
after playing 92 consecutive test matches. 

He says 'I don't want to waste my time & energy. Coz now i know Sir Jadeja very well. Its impossible to win against him.'

We didnot loose to a team called, India we are lost to a man called, SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA- Micheal Clarke

Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja: Pics Jokes -2

Guys, here is a collection of Pics jokes on Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja, the legendary all-rounder who plays for Indian Cricket team. 

1. Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja is so talented and fantastic all-rounder, here is an example. 

 

2.  Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja is no lesser than any religious figure. 

3. The legendary all-rounder is world famous for his triple centuries.

4. Just like Sachin Tendulkar, Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja is also quite popular. When he plays world stops for watch him.

5. This is how Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja got his title.

6. Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja means hundred percent success.

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Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja- Pics

Lord Rohit Sharma Jokes- II

Best quotes on Sir Ravindra Jadeja

Lord Rohit Sharma Jokes- II

Rohit Sharma is one talented player in Indian Cricket team, here are some of the unheard things about him:

Once Rohit Sharma walked into a bar, the manager yelled “Isko mat pilana, ye bahut zaldi OUT ho jata hai”. 

Rohit Sharma is soon going to play a lead role in “Gone in sixty seconds”.

Rohit Sharma is a very talented player, it’s just that he is out of form since 1972. ~Sandip Patil.

Guy: Hello, is Rohit there?| No, he just went out to bat. | Guy: Okay, no problem, put me on hold, I’ll wait.

Rohit Sharma : Pitch :: MPs : Parliament.

Rohit Sharma not only looks like Rahul Mahajan, he bats like him too.

Rohit Sharma is the Tendulkar of nothing. ~Dhoni.

Once Rohit Sharma got out, met Dhoni on the halfway, asked “What should I do?”. Dhoni: Just, keep going.

Rohit Sharma’s bat is so useful, his maid beats the shit out of the clothes using that.

Rohit Sharma is like God, we know he exists, we just don’t see him performing.

Source: Internet

Famous quotes on Lord Rohit Sharma

“People say that they wouldn't pay to watch me play, but even I wouldn't pay to watch him play!” – ‘Sir’ Ravindra Jadeja

“We are trying to secure him for our next advertisement because he swings the bat so fast!” – Manager, Khaitan fans.


“Rohit was sent to Earth by Sachin to play cricket. He is still regretting his mistake.” – Unknown


“I have never compared myself to anyone, but it’s hard to resist him!!” - Shahid Afridi


“Finally I can retire in peace and can rest easy knowing that my ‘walking wicket’ title has been passed on to an extremely deserving candidate!” – Chris Martin


”In an over I can bowl six different balls. But then Rohit looks at me with a sort of gentle bemusement down the pitch as if to say ‘Do you need more than one?’ – Steve Finn


“I have delayed my shoots a few seconds to watch Rohit bat” - Filmstar Abhishek Bachchan.


“If you can’t get the wicket of Rohit Sharma, you are struggling in life” – Brett Lee


“Ask him to walk on water for his team and he will ask you ‘are u effing kidding me? I can’t bat to save my life!! “- Harsha Bhogle


“You might pitch a ball down the leg stump and think you have bowled a poor ball and he walks around and gets it inside edge off to the stumps. His bat looks so light but he just waves it around like a clown” – Brett Lee


“India’s fortune will depend on how soon he gets out. There is no doubt Rohit is a funny thing!” - Sunil Gavaskar


”I’d like to see him go out and bat one day with a stump. I tell you that’s what he’s been doing all this while” - Greg Chappell


”He is to batting what Munaf is to fielding!” – Sourav Ganguly


“What we don’t need is a Rohit Sharma!” – Hamilton Masakadza, batsman, Zimbabwe


“During our team meetings, we rarely speak about the importance of the first three balls to Rohit Shama. If you can get him, you can thank your stars, otherwise you can get him in the next three balls” – Dale Steyn


“I get bored of umpiring when Rohit is batting”- Simon Taufel


“Don’t change the channel when Rohit Sharma walks out to bat, because by the time you change it back, he‘d be long gone!!” – Ravi Shastri


“Don’t commit your crimes when Rohit is batting, you’d hardly have any time” – Matthew Hayden


“Technically you can’t fault Rohit, where is the effing technique anyway?” – Geoffrey Boycott


We did not lose to a team called India, we just picked Rohit’s wicket”- Michael Clarke

Source: Internet 

Best quotes on Sir Ravindra Jadeja

DISCLAIMER: The below quotes have been written as a joke and are NOT true. Please read with a pinch of salt.

Quotes:

“There are 2 kinds of all-rounders in the world. One – Ravindra Jadeja. Two – Adnan Sami!” – Bappi Lahiri

“I am unfortunate that I only get to bowl at him in the nets.” – Harbhajan Singh

“Anything can happen to us if we’re on a plane flying over a cricket stadium in India with Ravindra Jadeja at the bowling crease.” – A paranoid air-hostess

“He has been out of form longer than some of our guys have been alive.” – Unmukt Chand

“If I am to field when Jadeja is bowling, I will field with my helmet on. They all hit him so hard!” – Cheteshwar Pujara

“I saw him playing on television & was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I feel that this player is playing much the same as I used to play, and she looked at him on TV and said – are you effing out of your mind?! I’d like a drag of whatever it is you’ve been smoking, chump. Now get dressed…you are going to see an ophthalmologist!” – Sir Gary Sobers

“Technically, you can’t fault Jadeja. Seam or spin, fast or slow every goddamn thing is a problem.” – Geoffrey Boycott

“The pressure on me is nothing compared to Ravindra Jadeja. Jadeja, like Ram Gopal Verma, must always fail. The crowd always expects him to fail and it is too much pressure on him. And, he rarely disappoints them.” – Jacques Kallis

“Don’t bother bowling him good balls, he gets out to the bad ones.” – Monty Panesar

“Jadeja has been sent by N. Srinivasan to play cricket and then go back…to Dhoni.” – Ravi Shastri

“I’ll be going to bed having sweet reassuring dreams of myself just running down the wicket & belting him back over the head for six!” – Shoaib Malik, Shane Watson & David Warner (in unison)

“When Sir Ravindra Jadeja first travelled to Sri Lanka to play in yet another of those meaningless ODI series, Shahid Afridi was yet to come out of his 2nd retirement, Tiger Woods was yet to be accused of infidelity, Balotelli had never earned a red card & Kristen Stewart was still a virgin.

When Jadeja embarked on a glorious career taming Kulasekara & co., Poonam Pandey was a name unheard of; Suresh Raina’s nephew was in his nappies; baby Bachchan was still a stray sperm swimming in AB’s pelvic cavity & SRK was yet to promote Ra.One.

It seems while Time was having his toll on every individual on the face of this planet, he excused one man. Time stands frozen in front of Jadeja. We’ve had champions, we’ve had legends, but we’ve never had a Jadeja & we never will.” – Time magazine 

“The earth has carried the burden of Jadeja for 24 years. It is time we carried him on our shoulders.” – some undertaker

“Only he can play that leg glance with his thigh guard.” – Waqar Younis

“He is just what the doctor ordered (Euthanasia).” – Ravi Shastri

“He is to Indian Cricket what Tushar Kapoor is to Bollywood” – Shilpa Shetty

“Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don’t know, something he himself doesn’t know either – whether he’s a batsman or a bowler. Forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to the ground, people switch off their TV sets for the high octane excitement of watching lawns grow.”– BBC

“Cricketers like Jadeja come once in a lifetime, and I am sorry he didn’t play in my time. Could have added a few more cheap wickets to my tally.” – Muttiah Muralitharan

“Commit all your crimes when Jadeja is batting. They will go unnoticed because even the Lord is dozing off to sleep.” – A placard at the Saurasthra Cricket Ground

Courtesy : Abhijit Dey

Funny Facts

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,
slow & sure!

Only 20 percent girls have brains, rest have boyfriends!

All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone
else!

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune - bapu ji ya chacha ji???

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words:
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

THE PREGNANT GIRL

Young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared??..She confides this ' news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, " You can try again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Proposed Changes for IPL4 (funny)

Hi friends, As you know cricket is more than a game in India. In recent years due the IPL, which is one of the most valued game event of the world, it has become more politicized than ever was. Right now IPL is in the process of undergoing a few major changes, so here are some (funny) changes to be made for next IPL.

1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing Lalit Modi, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India.

2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi.

3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians (preferably Maharashtrian Brahmins). All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohd Kaif.

4. The Chennai Super Kings team will be renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively.

5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc.

6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.

7. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for women.

8. Mayawati will demand that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets.

9. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized.

10. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commission.

11. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.45 p.m. The facility to purchase tickets on your cellphone will immediately be withdrawn.

12. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him.

13. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants.

14. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks.

15. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 p.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability.

16. Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired.

17. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed " Krishi Darshan."

18. There will be no matches on weekends or on national / regional holidays.

19. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green.

20. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls (Hindi terms for underhand bowling) to the reserved players.

21. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it .