Young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared??..She confides this ' news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, " You can try again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
December 06, 2010
THE PREGNANT GIRL
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