Showing posts with label funny cricket jokes. Show all posts
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March 23, 2013

Best of Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja

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SRCJ can bowl a slow off-spinning reverse-swinging leg-break at yorker length which will bounce above the shoulder of the batsman at 150 kmph!!!

SRCJ was born on December 6 which happens to be the 340th day of the year!!!
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Another 'TRIPLE' in his crown!!!!



Sir Jadeja is a Captain Hunter.

Sir Ravindra jadeja once shined a ball..it is Now known as Kohinoor Diamond.... 

The next India- Australia bilateral series will be known as Sir Jadeja-Clarke series in which Australian team will hand over the trophy to Indian team without playing a single match. 

                                Sir Jadeja can walk over water.




R icky Ponting
A dam Gilchrist
V ivian Richards
I an Botham
N athan Astle
D on Bradman
R ichard Hadlee
A lastair Cook
J aques Kallis
A B De Villiers
D aniel Vettori
E J Chatfield
J ack Hobbs
A llan Donald
A combination of all such players
can make
the great…..
“SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA” 

Dhawan had to play such a great innings on debut to trend on twitter. Our Sir Ravindra Jadeja trends everyday without doing anything. #Legend

Virender Sehwag Rohit Sharma Ishant Sharma and Harbajan Singh are nominees for Title 'SIR' -2013 award.

Success is 99% perspiration and 1% luck,unless you are Sir Ravindra Jadeja.

Nobody can dismiss Sir Ravindra Jadeja. He only throws his wicket.


Michel Clarke will b missing the 4th Test match of the series 
after playing 92 consecutive test matches. 

He says 'I don't want to waste my time & energy. Coz now i know Sir Jadeja very well. Its impossible to win against him.'

We didnot loose to a team called, India we are lost to a man called, SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA- Micheal Clarke

March 05, 2013

Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja: Pics Jokes -2

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Guys, here is a collection of Pics jokes on Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja, the legendary all-rounder who plays for Indian Cricket team. 

1. Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja is so talented and fantastic all-rounder, here is an example. 

 

2.  Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja is no lesser than any religious figure. 


3. The legendary all-rounder is world famous for his triple centuries.


4. Just like Sachin Tendulkar, Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja is also quite popular. When he plays world stops for watch him.


5. This is how Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja got his title.


6. Sri Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja means hundred percent success.



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Sir Ravindra Charles Jadeja- Pics

Lord Rohit Sharma Jokes- II



January 29, 2013

Famous quotes on Lord Rohit Sharma

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“People say that they wouldn't pay to watch me play, but even I wouldn't pay to watch him play!” – ‘Sir’ Ravindra Jadeja

“We are trying to secure him for our next advertisement because he swings the bat so fast!” – Manager, Khaitan fans.


“Rohit was sent to Earth by Sachin to play cricket. He is still regretting his mistake.” – Unknown


“I have never compared myself to anyone, but it’s hard to resist him!!” - Shahid Afridi


“Finally I can retire in peace and can rest easy knowing that my ‘walking wicket’ title has been passed on to an extremely deserving candidate!” – Chris Martin


”In an over I can bowl six different balls. But then Rohit looks at me with a sort of gentle bemusement down the pitch as if to say ‘Do you need more than one?’ – Steve Finn


“I have delayed my shoots a few seconds to watch Rohit bat” - Filmstar Abhishek Bachchan.


“If you can’t get the wicket of Rohit Sharma, you are struggling in life” – Brett Lee


“Ask him to walk on water for his team and he will ask you ‘are u effing kidding me? I can’t bat to save my life!! “- Harsha Bhogle


“You might pitch a ball down the leg stump and think you have bowled a poor ball and he walks around and gets it inside edge off to the stumps. His bat looks so light but he just waves it around like a clown” – Brett Lee


“India’s fortune will depend on how soon he gets out. There is no doubt Rohit is a funny thing!” - Sunil Gavaskar


”I’d like to see him go out and bat one day with a stump. I tell you that’s what he’s been doing all this while” - Greg Chappell


”He is to batting what Munaf is to fielding!” – Sourav Ganguly


“What we don’t need is a Rohit Sharma!” – Hamilton Masakadza, batsman, Zimbabwe


“During our team meetings, we rarely speak about the importance of the first three balls to Rohit Shama. If you can get him, you can thank your stars, otherwise you can get him in the next three balls” – Dale Steyn


“I get bored of umpiring when Rohit is batting”- Simon Taufel


“Don’t change the channel when Rohit Sharma walks out to bat, because by the time you change it back, he‘d be long gone!!” – Ravi Shastri


“Don’t commit your crimes when Rohit is batting, you’d hardly have any time” – Matthew Hayden


“Technically you can’t fault Rohit, where is the effing technique anyway?” – Geoffrey Boycott


We did not lose to a team called India, we just picked Rohit’s wicket”- Michael Clarke


Source: Internet 

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